Friday, January 30, 2009

DIY - how to use a laundry hamper

Step 1: Provide convienent laundry hamper for members of the family
Step 2: Make sure there is adequate space available for discarded clothing.
Step 3: Discard soiled clothing for wife/mother to collect and wash
Step 4: PUT THE FREAKING CLOTHES IN THE STINKING HAMPER!!! IT'S NOT EVEN 2 FEET AWAY! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO REMOVE OR OPEN A LID FOR PETE'S SAKE!


there you go, feel free to print these instructions out and place randomly throughout your house to help the hamper impaired in your family.
Next week: How to change the toilet paper roll... stay tuned!

4 comments:

  1. I KNOW!!! What is the deal with the tp roll? Every other day I go into the bathroom and a new roll is sitting on top of the old empty tp roll. Maybe we should make a tp dispenser more like a soap dish...

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  2. Oh man, I've forgotten what the floor of my daughter's bathroom even looks like!
    I think she only clean out her dirty clothes because she can't find the toilet.

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  3. Oh, and we can't even remove the belt?! Holey cow.

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