Step 1: Provide convienent laundry hamper for members of the family
Step 2: Make sure there is adequate space available for discarded clothing.
Step 3: Discard soiled clothing for wife/mother to collect and wash
Step 4: PUT THE FREAKING CLOTHES IN THE STINKING HAMPER!!! IT'S NOT EVEN 2 FEET AWAY! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO REMOVE OR OPEN A LID FOR PETE'S SAKE!
there you go, feel free to print these instructions out and place randomly throughout your house to help the hamper impaired in your family.
there you go, feel free to print these instructions out and place randomly throughout your house to help the hamper impaired in your family.
Next week: How to change the toilet paper roll... stay tuned!
LOL! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW!!! What is the deal with the tp roll? Every other day I go into the bathroom and a new roll is sitting on top of the old empty tp roll. Maybe we should make a tp dispenser more like a soap dish...
ReplyDeleteOh man, I've forgotten what the floor of my daughter's bathroom even looks like!
ReplyDeleteI think she only clean out her dirty clothes because she can't find the toilet.
Oh, and we can't even remove the belt?! Holey cow.
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