how was your day?

As seen on Teen A's facebook status:
Dear father time, today waz AWZME for me, I waz wondering if we could go back in time nd repeat today, PLZ PLZ....... but rely today waz awzme nd 1 of mii favorite dayz

Lucky to Teen A: I see you had had an awesome day today, what happened?

Teen A: Nothing

Lucky: I am so glad we have these talks.

Teen A: *smirk*

Busy days ahead

I was doing so well there for a while, but then...

We got a new puppy!

She's a German Shepard, and is supposed to be our big scary watch dog so we don't get broken into any more!

Her big bad scary dog name is... Juliet.

"You brought WHAT home?!!!???!!!"

Pepper's not really pleased with this decision.

And then the holidays... and tree buying and gift buying, cookies baking and party planning.

Then to top all that off, I sliced off a small piece of my thumb on my brand new, really sharp mandolin slicer.

Ok now ask me WHY I bought a new mandolin slicer when I already had one, go ahead... ask...

"hey Lucky why did you buy a new one?"

Oh that's easy, this one had a cool safety handle or "hand guard", which I forgot to use because I am So used to not having one.

Now let me explain which part of my thumb I sliced off, put your hands on the keyboard, hit the space bar with your right thumb, the entire section that touched the keyboard, I sliced off...

Ouch.